Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I called my ex to ask if he could help with bills and buying some nice things for my son. He said, "Look, I'm not going to keep doing husband and father shit for a woman who won't marry me and a kid who isn't mine. Go call his dad." His dad is a deadbeat. He knows this. FML
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my ex-husband, who abandoned us after our son was paralyzed in an accident, contacted me to demand full custody because he found out that I got remarried. He doesn't want another man raising his son. FML
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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elusivepoison 0
ouch :( what a terrible father
erp47 0
this fml leaves many questions unanswered
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Comments (142)
another_guy 0
Well, be happy that he's ex?
arshiasasson 0
fake. why would he call when he can message him on fb
disgruntledyouth 0
hack his facebook
people4 3
oh the magic of Chat. or at least a private message.
FockinA 0
well congrats on realizing long ago he's not the one for you. well now you know his FB page and can text him he's a loser.
corme_fml 0
Why? Cause he's not playing catch with his son? I wouldn't mind if my dad was on FB.. I'd probably be able to talk to him a lot more.
wow_badfml 0
I'm sorry 116. hope it gets better
wow_badfml 0
ashlyyn.. you don't get it.. perdi heart as in pretty heart. perdi = pretty
Amiomaru 0
Same here. But it's my Grandma who I have not seen in person since middle school.
iluvjb16 0
thats what my mom does to my cousins.
Brvnczy 0
Put a parental lock on FB, and see if he still calls if your son access it.