Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I called my ex to ask if he could help with bills and buying some nice things for my son. He said, "Look, I'm not going to keep doing husband and father shit for a woman who won't marry me and a kid who isn't mine. Go call his dad." His dad is a deadbeat. He knows this. FML
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my ex-husband, who abandoned us after our son was paralyzed in an accident, contacted me to demand full custody because he found out that I got remarried. He doesn't want another man raising his son. FML
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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elusivepoison 0
ouch :( what a terrible father
erp47 0
this fml leaves many questions unanswered
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Comments (142)
biancster 0
@2 u are totally right
ashlynn610 12
hey perdix3, is your name perdi with a heart or perdix?? jw. this is the kind of stuff that I wonder about. lol (:
danii_s2 0
my mums been through a similar life with us kids. eventually, wen ur kid gets older, he'll see his dad for what he truely is.
thekaratekidfml 0
how is this your fml
angela_gail2010 0
you need to just quit answering the phone calls. if that's all his dad wants him for then he doesn't need to be in his life…
paigeatsflesh 11
2 is right. I'm not really feeling this FML.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#41, redbluegreen wasn't suggesting the kid's life isn't f'ed; she was simply explaining the impact it has on the mother. Let me also add that for a mother, seeing your child hurt and his/her innocence being taken advantage of hurts and makes you feel helpless.
dudeitsdanny 10
15 wins, lmao
metalhead256 0
ummm yea this is FML (**** my life) not FMSL (**** my sons life) honestly duh
Verachi 0
WTF? lol