Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
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Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I called my ex to ask if he could help with bills and buying some nice things for my son. He said, "Look, I'm not going to keep doing husband and father shit for a woman who won't marry me and a kid who isn't mine. Go call his dad." His dad is a deadbeat. He knows this. FML
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my ex-husband, who abandoned us after our son was paralyzed in an accident, contacted me to demand full custody because he found out that I got remarried. He doesn't want another man raising his son. FML
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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elusivepoison 0
ouch :( what a terrible father
erp47 0
this fml leaves many questions unanswered
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Comments (142)
savanna415 0
It's a good thing that he's your ex, because obviously he doesn't have the decency to be a real father.
canyouwangchung 0
why doesn't he just send a message on facebook? too impersonal?
nvandiver123 1
least your kid won't have to worry bout his dad finding a women marrying her then always choosing her over his son that just dont work for me trust me abbuse because of beer becomes harder and harder to handle with 2 bitches yelling
MF12 0
perdix3, eh? trying to replace the original perdix? >:(
ashlynn610 12
lmao these things just confuse me, that's why I want to know (:
GMAN022 0
why the hell did u marry him in the first place If he is that wierd
GMAN022 0
monikabug why the **** do u write paragraghs every damn time u comment
Monikabug 9
Paragraphs? I hardly think I write paragraphs. I write out my thoughts, and seeing as you hardly ever write more than a sentence, maybe you just do not have as many thoughts as I do. :)
subieguy 0
@66 your rant is off topic she didn't say fml Im a sigle parent and my son is barely hAppy without his dad. how do you know he's dead beat not everyones love lasts forever. I wonder what kind of things, honestly it's not like he's sending money or drugs (hopefully) not pics. Not feelin the fml. sorry
jaylynnlakebum 0
Facebook isn't gospel...
ileese 0
Be grateful that at least your ex-husband is still in your son's life. Even if you and your ex are separated, at least you son still has a mom and a dad in his life. My parents separated when I was 5 and I was separated from my dad then and I'm 19 now and still haven't seen him or spoke to him. I'm still devastated to this day and wish he could have at least been a part of my life, even just seeing him once a year. I hope your son continues to hear from his dad. Best of luck.