Baseless assumptions

By afafakfhsg - 19/02/2011 00:19 - United States

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Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
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Peasanthunter_fml 0

Trying to use fml to help in your cover story is a horrible plan.

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rebekahmarie 0

...So lying in your bed laughing automatically means you're masturbating?

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

There’s something wrong with your bro if he chooses not to believe your story and continue believing you were masturbating. If my daughter told me that id try everything i could to forget, but then again my daughter is meg

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hghiPigh 0

I refuse to believe that you weren't masterbating

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Lol television references. It's mastur by the way, it even says it in the FML -_-

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fmlwinnn 0

and I refuse to believe that margarine is not butter.

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banana_buddy 6

I refuse to believe her brother didn't walk in and offer her sexual relief.

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rebekahmarie 0

...So lying in your bed laughing automatically means you're masturbating?

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VianaJ_Garcia 14

Maybe she was grunting too much and too loud. She might as well have laughed.

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sammy92 0

hahaha that's what u get for holding in a laugh I guess hahaha

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evan980 0

if you hold in a laugh someone will always question you, they may not think youre masturbating, but the questions will happen :)

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Peasanthunter_fml 0

Trying to use fml to help in your cover story is a horrible plan.

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Macromartyr 3

I have a talking cat too!

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Macromartyr 3

HAHAHAHAAHAHA I'm actually laughing out loud at that one....hoo hoo Hee Hee.... *sigh*

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Somedood117 0

this happens to me a lot, but people don't think I'm masturbating. fortunately =P

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Keylogger_0 0

Now go and **********, maybe your brother will think you're laughing! Its a win-win situation!

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I think your brother heard you, and wanted to see it so he walked in. I'd watch out for him

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PurpleWaffles 2

I wouldn't believe you either.

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atomicJ 0

Haha tell him don't be jealous just because you will go blind and I won't :D

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kattylizbeth 19

You don't go blind from masturbating. -.-

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iheartdance 6

Why would you bother trying not to laugh? If it was because you didn't want to wake up or disturb others, obviously they were already awake.

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usjdbxlsjgdoa 0

maybe so that he wouldn't wake himself up because he was on the verge of sleep? btw, your picture is cool. :D

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redbluegreen 40

Maybe someone's a light sleeper and the OP was trying to be considerate.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Maybe, it's because people who laugh to themselves, without reading FML or watching TV, appear to be crazy. At least, that's what my invisible friend and I have discussed.

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