Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
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Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I called my ex to ask if he could help with bills and buying some nice things for my son. He said, "Look, I'm not going to keep doing husband and father shit for a woman who won't marry me and a kid who isn't mine. Go call his dad." His dad is a deadbeat. He knows this. FML
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my ex-husband, who abandoned us after our son was paralyzed in an accident, contacted me to demand full custody because he found out that I got remarried. He doesn't want another man raising his son. FML
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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elusivepoison 0
ouch :( what a terrible father
erp47 0
this fml leaves many questions unanswered
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Comments (142)
fuckelijahslife 0
OP. crap ! thats messed up ! your ex husband is a douche, glad to hear he's labeled "Ex." now. :)
epoh_fml 0
@metalhead--It IS **** her life AND **** her son's life. As a single mama who struggles day to day because my daughter's father likes to be a deadbeat, I can tell you: The emotional pain my daughter feels when her papi blows her off breaks my heart. I get to be the one to dry her tears and I am also the one who listens to her yell because she is frustrated and cannot vent her frustrations to him. Deadbeat fathers hurt the whole family unit, not just the children.
vrock 0
agree #2
cristallynn 0
I feel really lucky my dad is in my life. my mother on the other hand.. is not >.<
TiffanyBlews27 0
exactly, epoh!!! My aunt has a deadbeat ex-husband who claims he should have visiting rights over his daughters. Even though he hasn't visited them in 3 years, won't pay child support, has been in jail over this, and won't show up to the court cases (for the past 3 years) for those rights! Plus, my aunt is also already remarried. So he's trying to **** up my cousins' and aunt's lives! Deadbeat fathers/husbands suck ass. Nothing better than ass wipes, they are!
ImaginaryFoe 1
It IS confusing, ashlynn, cos he sounds like he's all heart.
lara522 0
this would be your son's fml, not yours.
MrFlintstone 5
so the problem is
nomoreemostory 0
your ex husband seems like a loser...good thing u divorced him
Panther_fml 0
If your kid posted this, I would feel sorry. This is not an FML. This is an FHL (**** his life)