Today, I found out that the only reason my ex husband calls my son anymore, is to ask him to send him things on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I called my ex to ask if he could help with bills and buying some nice things for my son. He said, "Look, I'm not going to keep doing husband and father shit for a woman who won't marry me and a kid who isn't mine. Go call his dad." His dad is a deadbeat. He knows this. FML
Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML
Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my ex-husband, who abandoned us after our son was paralyzed in an accident, contacted me to demand full custody because he found out that I got remarried. He doesn't want another man raising his son. FML
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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elusivepoison 0
ouch :( what a terrible father
erp47 0
this fml leaves many questions unanswered
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Comments (142)
brucesgirl 0
poor kid wow what an ass he's gonna pay for it when your soon realizes it
gracevet88 0
*son
Twi_lover_EC 6
f your kids life...damn:S
Melkezidech 0
"If I send you the pictures off my penis, you'll come back, right daddy?"
PsychoMerk 0
your kid's like is ****** :( my dad's an asshole too.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I can't really say this without sounding bratty and I don't mean to be...my dad is great (now), my husband is a wonderful father, and his dad is his best friend. As I said, I'm not trying to be mean. I just want to give credit to all those fathers doing their job well. I honestly feel bad for anyone who doesn't have that and loathe any man who won't be that.
Free_Hugs10 0
I have a great dad as well. Best dad I could wish for. And I really do sympathize with those people who don't have a dad to be proud of.
expen_dable 0
I agree #72, unfortunately my biological father was one of the scumbags but I have a great step father who stepped up to the plate and has always worked hard for my siblings and I. It really does hurt when your father could care less, and I wish there were more fathers like yours and your husband.
katmandont 0
72, 77, 81 Great to hear. All too often, we only hear the complainers (not that its not justified). No one posts about how great their dad, mom, spouse is because they think no-one wants to hear them brag. Some times I have to spend time on mylifeisg.com to see people talk about the good things in their life
PsychoMerk 0
oh! well my mom is ******* awesome!<3 my dad is the asshole -_-
PsychoMerk 0
my mih(mom) is awesome!<3 my dad is the asshole -_-
brucesgirl 0
but then again he probably knows all te better to start now
cabbitt 0
FY kid's life.
chemqueen20 0
damn, well yeah I feel bad for your kid. thats f'd up
nates0210 0
son, I need some help with my farmville. -xoxo daddy
hailey8D 0
#9 ur a duche
Lightslei 0
YSDI for having a non-private (assuming) facebook account and adding his relatives to it. Your relatives are not friends, they are relatives.
BlargHonk 0
What? Why shouldn't the OP's son keep his dad as a friend? If he ever *actually* wants to reëstablish contact, Facebook's a great way to decide where, when, etc. to meet. Phone numbers might change, but a Facebook page is almost forever.
DreamerofWorlds 0
Also, 22, relatives can be friends too. My sisters are a couple of my closest friends, and after I moved out, my mom and I have become really close too. The terms "relative" and "friend" are not mutually exclusive.