Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
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Top comments
123man 11
It would be silly to quit. It's Kentucky - your chances are very high that anyone you work with will be creepy and weird.
PaulB123 11
Hey if you play your cards right you could have a nice raise pretty soon!
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Comments (82)
Dcm210 19
he should wait til your at work and on the clock to talk to you about work.
P374RD3D 9
Can't tell if sarcastic, or stupid.
evilplatypus 39
I'm going with stupid.
Myo_fml 20
You look a lot like that Holmes guy.
emeraldisle 30
Perhaps it's time to report him to HR.
elletex 8
Sounds like something Michael Scott would do to get to know his new employees.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Michael Scott would be the best boss to work for.
nelds 12
I would just block him. And if he asks you about it then just say you deleted your Facebook. Or even just say you felt uncomfortable with having any kind of non work relationship with him.
olpally 33
Creeper alert!!!! Run! That's very disturbing. :/
Dinger1992 3
I thought work couldn't suck anymore...I was wrong
stormchaser24 24
Block him?
DullBeauty 6
& this is why I don't have a Facebook
Myo_fml 20
Nobody would want to stalk you anyway, don't flatter yourself.
kimg0885 23
I agree. I don't get it maybe because I don't know anyone that lives far away? I just don't see the point of posting everything about myself online, if I don't talk to you in real life you don't need to see pics of me and my family.
Myo_fml 20
There are privacy and security settings for that so complete strangers can't see all your stuff.
vulpixvixen24 7
He probably been trying to establish a good relationship with you. You're screwed, all right. But not because of anything he did.
mskimbelinapham 5
Yeah that happened to me. Before he even hired me, he added me on his wife's Facebook. Weird!
littlemonster29 7
Are you sure it wasn't just his wife being jealous and trying to see what hottie his husband was hiring?
emilyjgraham 34
I'm getting the feeling that her boss had spoken to her before she was hired. There's also the possibility that his actual wife added you, not him through her.