By Heavy D - 06/09/2012 13:45 - United States

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 860
You deserved it 2 005

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You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.

You should tell her there's radiation everywhere so she shouldn't breath anymore. That'll solve your problem

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Have your phone ring to see if she is afraid of how much "radiation" comes from that.

Try to convince her there is a cell tower next to your office :-) (evil grin)

* >:)

Apparently, she's just afraid of breathing the radiation, so as long as she doesn't breath while she's talking on her phone, she'll be fine.

19: Even without a leg, she should worry about her genitals.

I thought you're supposed to hold your breath when you drive past graveyards not phone towers bahah.

Maybe you should tell her so she isn't embarrassed next time.

31, I believe that #19 meant if the boss had a cell phone.. 'Jussayin

Should have gone by it very slowly. Eventually she will have to breath haha

48 & 52: Yeah, that was obvious. It was funnier to interpret it the other way though.

Idiot comment lol

You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.

But you will glow in the dark, so that will be kinda cool.

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Or maybe you'll grow a third eye and you won't!

Well maybe you could tap that and get a raise

Next time park next to the cell tower and lock the doors.

You are so stupid to think these things whithout even readind data about it. You are useless and dumb.

That's promising.

Why is your username mermaidariel, when your picture is clearly human Ariel? I am deeply suspicious.

Why does that bother you?

25- it's the inner-mermaid that counts.

I can't voice my opinion while I'm human... Lost my voice. Derp. I just found this photo flattering.

And why is OP's username Heavy D?

You should tell her there's radiation everywhere so she shouldn't breath anymore. That'll solve your problem

wow. I weep for humanity

NEWSFLASH: There have always been stupid people throughout history. One moron doesn't represent the downfall of the Human race.

But now they're not just breeding, they're in charge. Better get my spare Zombie gun kitted for removing idiot infestations.

Google 'DocBastard' and 'Hypocrite', and you will lose any faith in humanity you have left.

Tell her the sun gives off radiation. You'll never see her again as she'll hole up in a cellar. Win!

Or she'll make his office underground next to her new house.

You would get as much radiation from there as you would using your microwave.

Don't microwaves have a screen for that?

81- Thanks for being constructive unlike the down votes. =]

Light is the radiation of jiggling electrons, and even cool things give off light, meaning she is never safe from radiation

Lol light is photons.

Light is actually made up of the oscillations of the magnetic and electric field in which the light travels through. The colour of the light is determined by the frequency of these oscillations. The more you know :)

Another reason to work for yourself!

when theres more people around,rip a silent far and make her smell your radiation.

Noor beat u to it, sorry :(