By - Moved Across the Country - 06/08/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 598
You deserved it 3 813

Same thing different taste

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I tried to think of a witty reply to this post and failed.

mynameis1339 0

Or you could of not posted. Noob.

enonymous 8

So she's retaking her position as boss of you yet again. I can tell who wore the condom in that relationship.

no McDonalds won't accept my application because I have a criminal record and I'm no longer allowed to be around kids...

20, I'm pretty sure only a male can wear a condom.

31, there were female condoms last time I checked.

iluvboobies 9

You'll be her little subordinate bitch, OP. Yay! :)

enonymous 8

I googled Sarcasm and all it said was "not found on the Internet"

Try again next FML 42... You missed the mark on this one.

31- one of the biggest trolling fails of all time

BiTeMeLuVv 9

Ummm Sooo... U Can No Longer Be Around Kids Because... Lemme Guess , Ur A Perv ? -_____________-

nilin95 1

All I have to say to you is look for another job and get the **** out of there.

enonymous 8

64 they don't even let me near pets, plants and death row inmates. Why do you think they let me on the internet?

You can start looking for a new job now

Hey if yall hook back up you can bring in some extra green

I hope you weren't the one who ended the relationship!

MrPositive 0

If YOU broke it off: I hope you dont have a life outside of work If SHE broke up: time to make up!

perdix 29

Someone's got a SERIOUS stalker! You may need to tell HR about your past, so they don't put her over you and in a position to dominate you. Hopefully, your company has a policy forbidding strap-ons in the workplace ;)

She's only applying for the position. That doesn't mean she will necessarily get it.

Cjob 3

I'm not too big on black mailing.. But if you have some left over pictures from the relationship maybe that could help out some?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Yeah cause that's real mature