By Anonymous - United States
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
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  ThePaperDragon  |  31

I don't think he would be able to be fired. OP says they work in a small business, which means the boss most likely owns the place. They may just have to search for a new job.

By  Tripartita  |  44

That's the perfect opportunity to look at him dead in the eyes and say, "Actually, I'm greatly interested in the number of slope-eyed workers employed at this company. The ratio of slope-eyed to standard workers is roughly 47 percent higher than that of the general population. I'm looking forward to conducting further research."