Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
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Top comments
123man 11
It would be silly to quit. It's Kentucky - your chances are very high that anyone you work with will be creepy and weird.
PaulB123 11
Hey if you play your cards right you could have a nice raise pretty soon!
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Comments (82)
abekhan 0
Time for a new job
missnezzy 10
Poor you! New job time me thinks
afer85 4
If he is that creepy, I would quit and inform the HR or if he is really crazy, call the cops.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
quit now
gracehi 33
"Gee, I was wondering why they were so eager to hire me..."
leannez 21
Maybe he does that to all the new employees to find out if they're using Facebook when they should be working?
KiddNYC1O 22
If only someone would stop messaging her!! You should proof read.
ebonyirony 29
I'd consider trying to look for a new job. In this economy, you might just have to put your head down and work. Or, if it becomes worse, time to call the police.
perdix 31
Don't think of them as creepy messages, think of them as the evidence in your sexual harassment lawsuit. Ka-ching!
laurenashh 4
atleast he isn't calling you white trash because you wear cowboy boots with shorts that's the relationship I have with my manager :/
Tuffay 14
Pic or it didn't happen... Love me some Daisy Dukes!
dogpfcorn 11
"hey I just met you and this is crazy I have a facebook so stalk me maybe"