Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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Comments (300)
xxComatosexx56 0
Ha, i just found out the same thing for my bf. the only difference is it wasnt for a contest.. ....he was just that desperate.
Shlizabeth 0
I'm gonna have to agree with all the "Love of your life and 2 weeks" comments. That's not how it happens. Everyone who's calling your "Boyfriend" a loser is wrong, it's you. And everyone who says to "Dump his sorry @ss," they were never really dating, it was a joke between him and his friends, and he probably broke up with her by telling her that he was only dating her because of a bet.
glassjaw_90 0
YDI for saying love of your life after two weeks. Damn, a hot dog contest. Shit happens.
TheBigGamer 0
YDI for being an idiot and thinking you are in love after 2 f'in weeks. Also: LOL @ him for not being able to down 10 hotdogs, unless they are those 1lb franks, then kudos to him for at least trying
NotTheAverage 0
10 hotdogs... with, or without the buns?
themixedt4pe 0
I'm with the love of MY life, but I certainly didn't know that after we dated for only two weeks! I was tempted to put YDI, but you being desperate doesn't really have much to do with your boyfriend only dating you because he lost a bet.
omgitsafly 0
love of your life after only two weeks? well hey, look on the bright side. maybe your story will be similar to the plot of "she's all that".
RedBlueGreenDot 0
holy crap, i hate this new system.
redbluegreen 41
Nice name? O:
Jackie10 0
um, how long have you been in love with him? because if it was only 2 weeks, its probably infatuation, dont worry. you'll get over it, and sooner or later karma will come around, that asshole will get what he deserved.
_musical_addict_ 0
FYL. Because the guys a jerk YDi for thinking he's the love of your life after two weeks.