Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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Comments (300)
wikifoo 0
He sounds like one if the weeners he ate, you don't need an immature loser anyway , his loss . Consider your self lucky . Thank You Hot Dog Early Warning System !
aback 5
Hide a pack of them in his car.
teebonehead 0
I like your style #14
cadenernest 0
Hahaha! That's awesome. Anyways, I doubt you loved him, let alone was he the "love of your life" especially if he was dating you because he lost a bet. Hint: love is between two people, it's not a one way gate.
fireandice92 0
Oh jeez, love of your life? Is this your first bf and your like 12?
XBeckster 0
Whats wrong with being 12 ? I'm 12 . :D
Asdas_fml 0
Being 12. Don't worry, you'll understand in ~10 years probably.
bigmack95 0
You are a LOSER! You never loved him! You've only been going out with him for 2 weeks so stop being another dramatic girl!
hockey_chick 0
True, I do feel bad for ya): But at least it's working out aye? If it's bothering you so much, talk to him about it.
Bullshet 0
FYI but with all due respect, he's not the love of your life. There's no way you can tell that after two weeks of dating, plus he sounds like an asshole. Doesn't sound like love-of-your-life material to me.
dystorsion 0
the course of true love never ran smooth..
happygoluckyhh 0
Two weeks and the "love of your life"? YDI
love2shop 0
so im guessing its over? haha
koneko12984 0
i dunno what's worse. that you're the result of a lost bet. or that some dude you've been dating for 2 weeks is the love of your life. attach easily there?