Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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LuvPink 0
the love of your life who you've been going out with for TWO WEEKS?! lol.
ChurchofFagenism 0
It's been said before, but dude...2 weeks? lol@ #38 "Desperate much?"
biggie123 0
hes not the love of your life after 2 weeks. you're probably what? 14? grow up.
plexico 4
Can you eat ten hot dogs? Maybe you can keep the "love of your life" for two more weeks if you can. Nevertheless, please post the video of you desperately stuffing hot dogs in your mouth to win a man's love on YouTube. I'm sure it'll go viral -- like papilloma.
thatwasobvious 0
I think you totally fail at reading comprehension bud :)
plexico 4
Oh, I can read. I understood her "boyfriend" lost a hot dog eating contest. I was mentioning that if hot dog eating contests could determine that dude's love life, maybe her success in one might convince him to stay with her for a while. I can read. Can you laugh?
alexman6364 0
#13 my parents got married on the third week and They have been together for 20 years.
themixedt4pe 0
But were they only together because he lost a bet? I think not.
thatwasobvious 0
And your going to convince us that this sort of thing has a decent probability for success now?
dutchguy 0
Essentials 0
Love of your life? Hot dog bet? Sounds like high school drama. Build off it and make them jealous.
Peroxide 3
It'll be a good story to tell your kids "son, the only reason your here is because I couldnt eat 10 hotdogs"
1234five 0
You've been together for 2 weeks and he's the live of ur life? lol. Hopefully u broke up with him
geb_925 0
So you're like, what, maybe 13? "Love" and "dating for only two weeks" do not go together. I hope you have at least some common sense and he still isn't the "love of your life" anymore.