Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports...

By MichiganExile - 31/1/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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By TryToBeKind | 0

#1003 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:47

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

By thehazeman | 0

#757 - Monday 9 February 2009 2:13

at least you got some free food

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By thehazeman | 0

#757 - Monday 9 February 2009 2:13

at least you got some free food

MeanBeagle | 22

#6112756 - Friday 7 November 2014 19:22

he paid for that one.

MeanBeagle | 22

#6112758 - Friday 7 November 2014 19:23

i would have immediately ordered dessert

MeanBeagle | 22

#6112761 - Friday 7 November 2014 19:24

she will feel 100% comfortable changing in front of you now.

MeanBeagle | 22

#6112763 - Friday 7 November 2014 19:25

Omfg how do you get the take it to heart badge!

MeanBeagle | 22

#6112769 - Friday 7 November 2014 19:26

there should be a hide and seek game where someone hits random. leaves a comment and everyone tries to find it. first one that does wins a million dollars.

By lemonkid44 | 0

#987 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:57

haha just say "ok jokester" or some shit. just play it off. its not that bad at all

danielr1219 | 0

#1636089 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:07

today while working a shift at my resteraunt, this guy i really like came in, but it turns out hes gay. FML

DigitalFusion | 4

#3170207 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 3:33

Nobody under 50 says jokester. If op is over 50 and still trying to pick up waitresses fhl.

By TryToBeKind | 0

#1003 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:47

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

By captcool024 | 0

#1820 - Friday 13 February 2009 8:33

i do that all the time.. please give your friend a high five for the perfect situation though. haha..

By mechwarrior | 0

#1900 - Friday 13 February 2009 17:48

I would have gone along with the joke. No sense in letting a good joke die young.

By necomni | 0

#3838 - Thursday 19 February 2009 6:33

Nice! I'd high-five your buddy. ;D

By Gio_fml | 6

#5756 - Monday 23 February 2009 9:17

IT'S CAPTAAAAAIN COCKBLOCKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By may_cause_fail | 0

#20260 - Saturday 7 March 2009 23:26

XD
I love your friend. :D

By Lanni | 0

#36004 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:27

LMAO sooo great

By 91Caleb | 0

#42269 - Thursday 19 March 2009 6:59

your friend is a genious, thats quick