By MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
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I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

at least you got some free food

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at least you got some free food

he paid for that one.

i would have immediately ordered dessert

she will feel 100% comfortable changing in front of you now.

Omfg how do you get the take it to heart badge!

there should be a hide and seek game where someone hits random. leaves a comment and everyone tries to find it. first one that does wins a million dollars.

haha just say "ok jokester" or some shit. just play it off. its not that bad at all

today while working a shift at my resteraunt, this guy i really like came in, but it turns out hes gay. FML

Nobody under 50 says jokester. If op is over 50 and still trying to pick up waitresses fhl.

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

i do that all the time.. please give your friend a high five for the perfect situation though. haha..

I would have gone along with the joke. No sense in letting a good joke die young.

Nice! I'd high-five your buddy. ;D

IT'S CAPTAAAAAIN COCKBLOCKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD I love your friend. :D

LMAO sooo great

your friend is a genious, thats quick