By MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
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TryToBeKind 0

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

at least you got some free food

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at least you got some free food

he paid for that one.

i would have immediately ordered dessert

she will feel 100% comfortable changing in front of you now.

Omfg how do you get the take it to heart badge!

there should be a hide and seek game where someone hits random. leaves a comment and everyone tries to find it. first one that does wins a million dollars.

lemonkid44 0

haha just say "ok jokester" or some shit. just play it off. its not that bad at all

today while working a shift at my resteraunt, this guy i really like came in, but it turns out hes gay. FML

DigitalFusion 4

Nobody under 50 says jokester. If op is over 50 and still trying to pick up waitresses fhl.

TryToBeKind 0

I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

i do that all the time.. please give your friend a high five for the perfect situation though. haha..

mechwarrior 0

I would have gone along with the joke. No sense in letting a good joke die young.

necomni 0

Nice! I'd high-five your buddy. ;D

IT'S CAPTAAAAAIN COCKBLOCKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

may_cause_fail 0

XD I love your friend. :D

LMAO sooo great

your friend is a genious, thats quick