Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
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TryToBeKind
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I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.
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thehazeman
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at least you got some free food
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thehazeman
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at least you got some free food
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MeanBeagle
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he paid for that one.
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MeanBeagle
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i would have immediately ordered dessert
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MeanBeagle
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she will feel 100% comfortable changing in front of you now.
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MeanBeagle
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Omfg how do you get the take it to heart badge!
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MeanBeagle
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there should be a hide and seek game where someone hits random. leaves a comment and everyone tries to find it. first one that does wins a million dollars.
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lemonkid44
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haha just say "ok jokester" or some shit. just play it off. its not that bad at all
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danielr1219
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today while working a shift at my resteraunt, this guy i really like came in, but it turns out hes gay. FML
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DigitalFusion
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Nobody under 50 says jokester. If op is over 50 and still trying to pick up waitresses fhl.
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TryToBeKind
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I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.
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captcool024
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i do that all the time.. please give your friend a high five for the perfect situation though. haha..
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mechwarrior
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I would have gone along with the joke. No sense in letting a good joke die young.
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necomni
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Nice! I'd high-five your buddy. ;D
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Gio_fml
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IT'S CAPTAAAAAIN COCKBLOCKERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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may_cause_fail
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XD
I love your friend. :D
I love your friend. :D
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Lanni
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LMAO sooo great
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91Caleb
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your friend is a genious, thats quick