Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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babybarb 0
Haha, it doesn't matter how much you liked him before you two started dating, there is no way you can call a guy you've only dated for two weeks the 'love of your life'.
medical 0
Now I normally would put FML for this, but ummm 2 weeks? Obviously even you know this is rediculous because you needed to tell us this fact with the word "only" in front of it. So you deserve it for being so desperate.
krs1234 0
haaaaaaaaahhhh "love of your life" yeah right. going out for two weeks hardly ever constitutes that andddddd he doesnt even like you back.
fuckmyparents 0
How can that person be the love of your life after two weeks!? You deserved that one, dumbf*ck
jaelin 0
I don't think anyone realizes that perhaps this girl has been in love with the guy before he ever asked her out??? *shakes my head* not one single person who posted comments on here remotely even thought of that possibility. Does anyone get educated anymore?? OP: that really sucks but hey the right guy will come along in time!
wienerwagon 0
Actually, lots of people pointed that out. Good going. Anyway, even if she loved him before they started dating he is obviously not the love of her life. A love in her life, maybe, but not THE love of her life.
necrophrenic 0
Haha if you can "love" a guy that would take such a bet, YDI
crazysk8guy 0
Well r u hot?
parvata_posledna 0
The saddest part is not that he was dating her for two weeks, but that he was the "love of her life"... scary.
Murphy_21 0
That sucks... but this sounds like a Freddy Prince Jr. movie....
elboon 0
Damn, that sucks. :(