Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0
Anonnamus 0

I say you dump ON him. Put that half-eaten hamburger to use.

why would you eat off his meal?? you deserve that for being cheap

XxRayRayxX 0

shut the **** up you ******* ****

pinkpolsih 0

yeah. you should have said well too bad you weren't lucky enough and dump him!

paperisuseful 0

how would she deserve tht lmao

Yee12 0

YDI fo not making him a hamburger and having to buy him one? if your not gonna cook his food then what are you good for?

PandasRtheShit 0

dump the loser. cheat on him first. clearly he's a pos.

Better yet, Mary him and take half of his stuff. Use the divorce money to start up a successful chain of hamburger resteraunts.

guckylynn 19

I hope your broke up with him right then and there.

Momma SuccubusPrime said he's a cheap bastard and to dump him. I say stay with him and learn some damn manners, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and eating his food is counter productive.

mcicycool 0

to #62: I think that truism became obsolete at the end of the stone age. These days, it's probably more of an intellectual process. But I could be wrong.

Jrook 0

idk if the way to a mans stomach is through his stomach... but the fastest way to a mans prostate is up the butt

Jrsrusty 0

holy control freak. id never jump on anyone that hard for something that stupid...

If you cook him a hamburger, make sure you fill it with some special sauce first (use your imagination).

sublime93 0

Wow break up with you because you took a bite of his hamburger?? that's stupid he must not care for you that much or either he just likes hamburgers more. I say dump em

hastaperi 0

There's already one out there. It's called McDonalds.

Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

Is OP dating an 8 year old?

I normally like it when girls eat my meat if you know what I mean ;)

hot_tamale26 3

wow. he sounds like a real winner. what a classy guy.

spiderman0606 0
GeoThermalSleuth 0

It's simple, DON'T STEAL BITES OF FOOD FROM FRIENDS!!!

YDI if you actually bought another hamburger... kindergarden failure: doesn't know how to share

dude247 0

that's why you never touch a mans food you deserve it FYL

wow 62- it's a hamburger, if this was a 100 bite out of his lobster I would understand him but dang?? I am protective of my food but if it was my gf I wouldve been fine, and here it wouldve been even more fine cuz it was a hamburger at McD's for a dollar, dump him

$100* implement dollar sign in front of 100

I agree don't **** with a man's food they get irritable lol

NomDeGuerre 0

@#108: Nope.. #90 had it right.

**** I would do the same thing and now I'm hungry!

dump his and throw a burger at him

I couldn't have put it better myself. The boyfriend needs to grow up fast.

rohosoccer08 1

193@ you stole my thoughts, I've been thinking about that since I read this fml lol

You deserve it completely. Women always order a salad and then steal your meat. If you want meat just order it I have no problem paying for the more expensive dish but I want to eat my food not give up half of it because your rabit food isn't enough for you when I said get whatever you want. (Devil's advocate)

You deserve it completely. Women always order a salad and then steal your meat. If you want meat just order it I have no problem paying for the more expensive dish but I want to eat my food not give up half of it because your rabit food isn't enough for you when I said get whatever you want. (Devil's advocate)

messiferlife19 0

thats what you deserve for toucgobg the mans hamburger

Jrook (#90): But which one will make him pay your bills and father your kidsies? Prostate or stomach? :p

can I get some age reference cuz that retard sounds like a 7 year old

#31 why would she cheat because he over-reacted thats out of order and #352 i am the same i hate people eatingmy food but i would never threaten to dump somone because of that he must not like her that much anyway.

14,its called sharing.. and also why would he react in such a dumbass way

yeah if my girl took a bite off my burger, I'd think it was cute and probably feed her you should just do what 45 said

itman3456 0

unless you are a man. don't pretend to know we are all dicks

JrRacer4007 0

Pandas Are the SHIT!! great name!

mina637 0

i wud have been like. im not gonna buy u a ****** burger. jeez!!! i eat from my guy friends food all the ****** time. and theyre not even my boyfriend(s)!!

don't touch a mans food. I learned that the hard way lol

ElMetalero 0

exactly never EVER touch a mans food not even if there's a fire!!!

wow what little girls men can be when it comes to their food. hmm.

haha epic... you should of said the same. :p

MZHUNIDEW13 0

wwwwaaaaaatttt??? ur. bf is really sensitive

mirkatsboss 0

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Sorry mate. People don't do that on the Internet

i wulda broke up with him!! its a burger !!!