Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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F_Y_Comments 0
LOL he sucks (for not being able to eat ten hot dogs)
Dunkel16 0
Agreed.. What kinda man can't do that?
ryan__h 1
what if they are still going out and like each other? that bet could of turned into something good. you never know
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for loving such a worthless ass.
_Skies 0
Maybe it was for the better.
redbluegreen 41
Did he tell you this? It almost sounds like a storyline to a movie.
redbluegreen 41
Girl: I love you so much. I can't believe you'd date someone like me. Boy: Actually, there's something I need to tell you. Girl: What? Boy: I lost a bet. This is all a fake. Girl: Wha-What? Boy: No, hear me out. I was supposed to eat ten hotdogs and I... I just couldn't finish. I gagged on hotdog #6 when Billy made a joke about how I handle my meat... And... Girl: So these past few weeks have meant nothing to you? Boy: Nada. -Long awkward pause- -Girl starts crying- Boy: Okay, I'll admit this has been fun, but I just can't keep this up anymore. Girl: -in tears- I understand... I think... -Short pause- Boy: Uh, shit. I don't know how to put this, but, uh, your best friend is hot. Can you give her my number sometime?
dutchguy 0
or just quote 'She's All That' ;) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0160862/
redbluegreen 41
Do I want to know how you know the storyline of this movie? Tons of teenage movies have this similar story line. Its hilarious to imagine in real life. Next thing you know, Sixteen Candles will be a reality.
Mata_Hari 0
Can I borrow your underwear for 10 minutes?
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Ouch. At least he liked you enough to stay with you :D how'd you find out? :3 I guess ignorance really is bliss, huh?
darkmis1 18
I don't think it was true love if you were only together for two weeks.
Asdas_fml 0
"love of my life" "going out with for two weeks" Something isn't quite matching here...
buttercup707 0
agree
Celt729 1
I second that.
xHaniffax 0
he's hardly the love your life if you've only been "going out" for 2 weeks but from that I take it, you like him very much and he's just a jerk I'm sorry, it's not nice. You will find someone better who deserves you
mangowow 1
Love of your life after only 2 weeks? LOL Just for that, YDI
Mulada 0
It reminds me of a little novel called "Twilight"
redbluegreen 41
What? Explain. I have no idea where you got that.
abcdefghiloveyou 0
Have you not read Twilight?
redbluegreen 41
I have read Twilight. I don't remember there being a bet in place. I remember the stupid cheesy teenage love part. But this story did not need that reference. I might bring in a Harry Potter reference, because it still has something in common. I hate when people bring Twilight into other things.
xmyxonlyxhopex 0
i think she/he is referring to the fact that Edward and Bella were so in deep love after only having a few conversations with eachother. And what Harry Potter reference would you have for this? Serious question. I really want to know. =]