Miscellaneous: Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after...

By DesDri - 20/06/2009 07:37 - Canada

Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By IhatebeingtheDD - 15/10/2010 14:08 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 14:22 - United States

Today, I took my best friend to an 80's party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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Ralph and Huey

By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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Ringmaster1 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

She was drunk, what were you expecting?

Aelaena 6

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:47

That was nice of you, at least she felt bad.

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basketballbabee 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

FIRST. and wtf?

purplegee 2

Friday 23 July 2010 3:22

at least she felt sorry!

kaykay5833 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

shit. #1 beat me to it... 2nd ?

Ringmaster1 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

She was drunk, what were you expecting?

ohmygodthisisuou 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:03

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:49

LOL

EhLasalvadorena 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 19:14

not all latin american people are drunk and act stupid.

mcpicklejar 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:31

thumbs up for that one buddy

ForWhatItsWorth 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

Shouldave just let her stay there. You'll probably never see her again anyway. Agreed with nr 3 too. If you're getting yourself into something willingly, don't complain about it.