FML : Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish...

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Today, I drove a drunk Venezuelan exchange student home after a prom party. Notable events: her puking on the way to the vehicle, her yelling in Spanish at the top of her lungs in the car, her puking out the window in the moving vehicle, and her crying because she felt bad for making me drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DesDri - / Saturday 20 June 2009 07:37 / Canada

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By Ringmaster1 | 0

#323692 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

She was drunk, what were you expecting?

By EhLasalvadorena | 0

#324178 - Saturday 20 June 2009 19:14

not all latin american people are drunk and act stupid.

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By basketballbabee | 0

#323670 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

FIRST.
and wtf?

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purplegee | 2

#1126489 - Friday 23 July 2010 3:22

at least she felt sorry!

By kaykay5833 | 0

#323690 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

shit. #1 beat me to it... 2nd ?

By Ringmaster1 | 0

#323692 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

She was drunk, what were you expecting?

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ohmygodthisisuou | 0

#324014 - Saturday 20 June 2009 18:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#324123 - Saturday 20 June 2009 18:49

LOL

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EhLasalvadorena | 0

#324178 - Saturday 20 June 2009 19:14

not all latin american people are drunk and act stupid.

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mcpicklejar | 0

#324410 - Saturday 20 June 2009 20:31

thumbs up for that one buddy

By ForWhatItsWorth | 0

#323694 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:43

Shouldave just let her stay there. You'll probably never see her again anyway.
Agreed with nr 3 too. If you're getting yourself into something willingly, don't complain about it.

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ddldave | 0

#324151 - Saturday 20 June 2009 19:03

Definitely agree, I would never drive someone like that home

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jessicaclaire | 0

#324230 - Saturday 20 June 2009 19:36

So you would rather the drunk girl have driven herself home, then?

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FBIWarning | 0

#324250 - Saturday 20 June 2009 19:46

yea instead you'd rather be a dick? good job

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ForWhatItsWorth | 0

#327720 - Sunday 21 June 2009 22:54

He probably did it hoping she'd come on to him or something, how is that any better? The guy she was with shouldave done something about it.

By girandwogpig | 0

#323697 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:44

HAHA. Was she hot lol?

By vola97 | 0

#323704 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:46

wtf is wrong with you SICKO!!!!!!!

By Aelaena | 6

#323705 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:47

That was nice of you, at least she felt bad.

By VroomVroomVroom | 0

#323707 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:47

Aha. xD

By killuhb | 0

#323715 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:50

Wait is this only an fml cause you had to babysit and couldn't take advantage?

By wikifoo | 0

#323722 - Saturday 20 June 2009 15:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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heavyt | 0

#2428367 - Friday 29 April 2011 8:30

ha

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