I would say you deserve it just for the sheer irony of the situation. :^)

Maybe if you finish reading the book you’ll find out who did it!

"Ironic"

You didn't just read it - you lived it!!

Good thing you weren't reading "Fahrenheit 451." The book would have been on fire!

What kind of piece of shit steals a worthless book?

Now this is the kind of stuff Alanis Morissette should've put in the song!

To be fair, it is a great book

Why did you fall asleep in public in the first place. You might as well have worn a sign that said “Hey, come steal from me!”

hilariously ironic