Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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cheertigers 0
I'm sorry :(
Octiskeet 0
YDI for over-emphasizing a two week long relationship. And anyway, wouldn't you notice that something was amiss? I mean, if he only asked you out for a bet, obviously he's not going to act like the best boyfriend evar. Probably treated you like crap within those two weeks. I take my first sentence back, YDI for being insipid and retarded.
expen_dable 0
since you consider someone you dated for two weeks "the love of your life," you are probably a high schooler or a fat chick who has never had a boyfriend before.
jadore_irony 0
how could anyone even vote that you deserved it. the same thing happened to me once too. it sucks. but i agree (on a nicer extent) with #149. i am sure this person was not the love of your life if you only knew them for 2 weeks.
Soitgoes74 0
How can you think he's the love of your life after dating for only two weeks?? You're obviously a very lonely individual.
LMDaniel_Brendle 0
the true FML should be that you already consider him the love you your life and its only been 2 weeks
notsolucci 0
question.. are you sure you can love someone who cant eat 10 hotdogs?
rinnychan 2
YDI for calling someone "the love of your life" after two weeks.
abcdefg22_fml 0
fyl because you're embarrassing
bollywood_rocks 0
I'm sorry but how do you decide someone is the love of your life after 2 weeks? YDI 2. If he was/is the love of your life, shouldn't you let it go since you are so obviously in love that everything else pales in comparison? YDI for thinking someone is the love of your life after 2 weeks