Intimacy: Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2011 17:15 - Belgium

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fashionVictim - 08/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 08:13 - United States - Seaside

Today, at work, I gave a piece of candy to a co-worker I have a crush on. She looked at me weirdly and walked away. I then remembered that my friend wrote "penis" on the wrapper. FML

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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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By flavored - 18/11/2013 15:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

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Toys R Us

By microlovin - 28/07/2013 07:45 - United States - Pasadena

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML

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Missing

By Anon - 04/08/2013 05:36 - Australia - Perth

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

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Donut eat this

By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 21:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, my sister offered me a couple of doughnuts she bought recently. Thinking she was just being nice, I went ahead and started eating, and was met with the most horrid taste I've ever experienced. Turns out her "recently" was two weeks ago. FML

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By frootloops - 21/11/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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By samboob - 01/09/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

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RavensRule97 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:00

if he used it as a **** ring and you thought it was a bracelet either you have a small ass arm or hes hung like a horse

UTTU 0

Monday 14 February 2011 22:58

Now you just need to figure out what exactly you liked the taste of...

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dayday14_fml 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:09

eeww

doof_fisch 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:49

What was the flavor........peckermint?

mizzflory 5

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:22

win(:

taelorrae011 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:19

lol clever(:

FYLSLOWLY 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 13:46

No, cockmint.

bella789 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 15:54

that was a goodone(:

Black57Mamba 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:00

I made an acount just to comment on this one!

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:34

You made an account on FML to write a comment saying that you made an account just to comment on this one. Smooth.

quocvo 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:38

lol^

Mewzakuro240 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:31

Well aren't you so ******* special?

hahayousucks 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:17

******* WIN!!! ^_^

Hawkcody1958 1

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:25

number 4 lol lol that was soooooo funny

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:26

Was it Cherry? Or Orange? Or Grape? Or Kiwi? Or Blueberry?

BlackHoleSuns 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 6:13

Was it popped cheery? Or tangy orange? Or raped grape? Or hairy kiwi? Or blueberry waffle?

meeba 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:27

mlck1996 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:04

sucka

hockeyplaya2029 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:16

was it salty

Mr25_fml 14

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:25

..... Evil sisters

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