Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
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starile
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You're stupid
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Zestus
| 19
Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.
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Zestus
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Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.
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Stupified
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Dum dum
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lost12
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rargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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allen20
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eewww gross!
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allen2020
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iknow i agree #12!
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allen2020
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surprisingly i didnt!!!
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Stupified
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Op who cares I bet you have fresher breath now then all that candy is giving you. At worst it's a little bitter, you'll get over it.
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missmurderx
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agreed, four.
I'm pretty sure the perfume counter is far away from the candy aisle. o.O
I'm pretty sure the perfume counter is far away from the candy aisle. o.O
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allen20
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dats so kool now we can talk to ourselves again!
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jessicaax3
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LMAOOOO! ...wow.. good job...
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missmurderx
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19, have you ever accidently gotten perfume in your mouth?
it's awful. D:
and I imagine it's even worse when it's concentrated like that. :((
it's awful. D:
and I imagine it's even worse when it's concentrated like that. :((
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allen2020
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yeaa but lets be more unique remember dat guy said in the other fml?
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allen2020
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27 you have an xbox live account?
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Phaa
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Obviously, OP is blind.
Obviously, OP has no common sense.
Obviously, a spray candy would be far from a perfume.
Obviously, I'm long overdue to stop.
Obviously, OP has no common sense.
Obviously, a spray candy would be far from a perfume.
Obviously, I'm long overdue to stop.
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allen20
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FML WHY ARE YOU MODERATING MY COMMENTS?!!? I READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!! >:((
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allen2020
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FML WHY ARE YOU MODERATING MY COMMENTS?!!? I READ THE TERMS OF SERVICE AND IT DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!! >:((
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allen2020
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i give up just bann me i mean it!!!
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Nolwen_fml
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LOL.
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allen2020
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bannn meee!
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Stupified
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25 candy spray comes in a plastic bottle, which would mean it wa s probably body spray which is even less bad. imma go do it to prove my point.
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SkroaI
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YDI because you saw one of those candies that you spray in your mouth. Only after spraying some in your mouth did you realize it was perfume.
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itz_scrumdidly
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failsauce
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marlaineeeee
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this isn't a FML, OP you're just a freakin' moron.
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allen2020
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dats sad and so am i:(
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Stupified
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Okay, that shit was pretty nasty. still doesn't change the fact that anyone dumb enough to spray it in their mouthes deserves whatever discomfort they experience.
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alphabravo76
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42, you just prooved more than 1 point there...
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Stupified
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I know I did.
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ilovenerds_
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Yummmmmaaaaaay.
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jj2014
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that's happened to me.
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The_Fonz_fml
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who said OP was in a store? they could have just seen the bottle laying around?
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BagleHead
| 6
Passion fruit spray?
Buddy the Elf ftw
Buddy the Elf ftw
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buzz18
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lol, ive tried it, not such a smart idea
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
Did it say "Candies" on the label? If so then I did the exact same thing ._.
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the_flirtt
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haha op ur dumb
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missmurderx
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I LOVE YOU AND YOUR 2004 MOVIE REFERENCE, 54 <3
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tweetbaby14
| 17
did you chew an electrical wire because it looks like licorice? or pop a bunch of pils because they look like m&ms? OP please get your eyes checked then.
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planbsponserme
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Well, your not the brightest candle.
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Mehness
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87 - you're :) Irony hurts :*(
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ugwmii
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don't sweat it sis. we all make mistakes
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StunnerSarah
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you lose
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xWTF_FML_FTWx
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[perfume section]
oooh candy! *spray*
hmm...ah AH! this is terrible candy!
what do they make candy out of nowadays?! perfume?!
oooh candy! *spray*
hmm...ah AH! this is terrible candy!
what do they make candy out of nowadays?! perfume?!
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vahnblue
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how did it taste? roflcopter
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paintrain
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somones a tard
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reCHARGEable_fml
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Congrats OP.. Now your breath doesn't stink.. Eat me
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AshDramatiicsxz
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lmaaaao true ! WHAT A FAILL !!!
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Cupcakeshizz
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that happened to me when I was talking to my friend and she sprayed perfume in my mouth :/
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10mileswid3
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lol did it still taste like candy?
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itsybitsyspider
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well OP, atleast you have fresh breath that smells like a blooming rose ?
soo I have to say . . . om nom nom .
soo I have to say . . . om nom nom .
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picabo889
| 11
actually i've tried it (dont ask, band camp) it makes yur tongue numb and its just this really weird unpleasant burning sensation
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starile
| 19
You're stupid
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KaarmaaBiitchzz
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like really... a bottle a perfume just doesn't look like candy ....???
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mddinsmore
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holy tits!
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Nolwen_fml
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yep I agree. Holy tits!!
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ScaryyMary
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What are "Holy Tits"? Are they the tits that nursed Jesus?
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the_flirtt
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hah funny scarymary
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makayla_roxx
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mmmmmmmm deliciousa bahahahahaaa ydi xD
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jasneetkaur
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this is NOT an fml,unless the perfume was toxic.
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sallen0046
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You're a complete moron. Learn to read.
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this_female
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hahaha now your breathe smells good at least(;
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firstdbzmaker
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ew perfume is hella bitter
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Just_Me_143
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I'm just wondering how you know that....
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Person1233
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How is this even possible? YDI for being stupid beyond belief.
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unidentified_sta
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I misread it as candles as was utterly confused, saw it was spray candies actually and am still lost.
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MarkerofMagic
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spray candies is exactly what it sounds like. it takes the flavor of a candy like let's say spur warheads or jolly ranchers. and youcan spray it in your mouth for the taste of it.
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WTSchool
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That's... disgusting. Was there a label on it? Yes? YDI.
Was there candy around it? Or was it perfume? Perfume? YDI.
Is it someplace that only sells perfume? Or does it sell candy? It was possible it could be both.
But perfume and candy wouldn't be near each other.
YDI.
But don't get sick or anything. 'Cos I would.
Was there candy around it? Or was it perfume? Perfume? YDI.
Is it someplace that only sells perfume? Or does it sell candy? It was possible it could be both.
But perfume and candy wouldn't be near each other.
YDI.
But don't get sick or anything. 'Cos I would.