By fashionVictim - 08/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
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sherri 0
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You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

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fb_fml 0

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

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Tehalon 0
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I dont get the FML part in this o.0

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PurpleLlamas 0
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1-she was wearing a cock ring around her wrist

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Evan2297 0
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Hehe.. Head shop..

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fakedsincerity 32
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Me either. As long as it was new and unworn by a dick, who cares?

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sherri 0
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You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

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L0VExoxo 10

that's what I was thinking

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fb_fml 0

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

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Ch_rae5 19

that's what I was thinking too! but whoever can fit that last snap must be pretty confident:)

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videogame_loser 0

I mean, that is a common misconception right?

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Akalia_fml 7

I can't stop GIGGLING either. :0)

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spazz666 18
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You forgot to correct "your" You're*

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blahblahblah44 0

how is this a fml? it's just a funny story..

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frankoisdarkel 0
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shouldve asked where you could get more, if it was that cute.

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sunrises_fml 0
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i don't even know how this would work. i have the tiniest wrists/hands. bracelets are always too big & bangles just fall off, but i once tried to put my ex's cock ring on my wrist as a joke and it felt like it was going to cut off the circulation... so wtffff?

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Somefruits 24
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Maybe it was one of those cock rings that goes around the balls too...? Perhaps then it would be big enough to fit on OP's wrist.

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z_vet 0
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So what is FML part of it?

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