By fashionVictim - 08/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
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You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

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I dont get the FML part in this o.0

1-she was wearing a cock ring around her wrist

Hehe.. Head shop..

Me either. As long as it was new and unworn by a dick, who cares?

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You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

that's what I was thinking

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

that's what I was thinking too! but whoever can fit that last snap must be pretty confident:)

I mean, that is a common misconception right?

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I can't stop GIGGLING either. :0)

You forgot to correct "your" You're*

how is this a fml? it's just a funny story..

shouldve asked where you could get more, if it was that cute.

i don't even know how this would work. i have the tiniest wrists/hands. bracelets are always too big & bangles just fall off, but i once tried to put my ex's cock ring on my wrist as a joke and it felt like it was going to cut off the circulation... so wtffff?

Maybe it was one of those cock rings that goes around the balls too...? Perhaps then it would be big enough to fit on OP's wrist.

So what is FML part of it?