FML : Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is...

Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fashionVictim - / Sunday 8 March 2009 20:35 / United States

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By sherri | 0

#22064 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:04

You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

By fb_fml | 0

#22071 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:05

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

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By Tehalon | 0

#22062 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:04

I dont get the FML part in this o.0

PurpleLlamas | 0

#1061358 - Sunday 4 July 2010 4:31

1-she was wearing a cock ring around her wrist

Evan2297 | 0

#3729887 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:33

Hehe.. Head shop..

fakedsincerity | 32

#5556064 - Friday 28 June 2013 7:08

Me either. As long as it was new and unworn by a dick, who cares?

By jake_fml | 0

#22063 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By sherri | 0

#22064 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:04

You either have a wrist the size of a baby, or this is for an extremely well endowed male!

Sexual_predator | 0

#3617860 - Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:42

It will fit me real well when I ask little suzy for a "favor"

L0VExoxo | 10

#5481870 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 7:40

that's what I was thinking

By fb_fml | 0

#22071 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:05

#3 - maybe it has "several snaps" to adjust the size and she had it on the largest?

Ch_rae5 | 19

#6167471 - Friday 9 January 2015 7:08

that's what I was thinking too! but whoever can fit that last snap must be pretty confident:)

By videogame_loser | 0

#22075 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:06

I mean, that is a common misconception right?

By jake_fml | 0

#22080 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Akalia_fml | 7

#2026415 - Sunday 30 January 2011 19:24

I can't stop GIGGLING either. :0)

spazz666 | 18

#5115698 - Sunday 4 November 2012 23:19

You forgot to correct "your"

You're*

By blahblahblah44 | 0

#22095 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:11

how is this a fml? it's just a funny story..

By frankoisdarkel | 0

#22104 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:16

shouldve asked where you could get more, if it was that cute.

By sunrises_fml | 0

#22107 - Sunday 8 March 2009 23:18

i don't even know how this would work. i have the tiniest wrists/hands. bracelets are always too big & bangles just fall off, but i once tried to put my ex's cock ring on my wrist as a joke and it felt like it was going to cut off the circulation... so wtffff?