By Sir_ND_Pity - 11/3/2013 19:57 - United States - Fresno
Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML
Sir_ND_Pity tells us more :
I know the wording makes it a bit confusing, but, yes, someone somehow spit into my bowl from the second floor :-/ unfortunately, I didn't see who did it so I wasn't able to even so much as confront them about it. I guess you could say I'm an unfortunate cookie!
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  pheebs314  |  17

36, it took me a second to realize that it was someone else's. I was hung up on the fact that OP drool that much over Panda, to realize it wasn't their spit. :/

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Doc, I hate to disagree with you again but had they done this to some tough guy, sure he probably would have looked around confused for a second, but with the saliva and 'bonus points' comment he very well may have run after the kids to beat their asses.

Don't mess with my Panda Express.

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What happened was OP was eating and some people on the floor above him were spitting. One of the people's spit landed in OP's food and they yelled "bonus points" because their saliva landed in the food.
EDIT: sorry 14, didn't see your comment.

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  Soloman212  |  28

Yeah, I'd rather unknowingly eat someone's spit than have someone tell me they spit in my food, whether its true or not. That's what immune systems are for. But the knowledge of the spit being there just ruins your appetite, understandably. It's sort of like a primary defense.