good job.

We are all clearly not that bright..hint hint to OP.

I probably would've went on stalker mode to get it back..

You poor, naive, innocent soul. ...What a lucky pickpocket.

Sort of a nice guys finish last scenario. It sucks to see kind people get taken advantage of. :/

That is the most important thing I learned in France. Don't let strangers touch you. Ever.

37: Yes, once they manage to grab you they stick their tongue down your throat.

Keep your wallet in your front pocket in busy places. And maybe your hand in that pocket too.

And if you're really unlucky in France, you'll be taken and sold as a sex slave in an underground market run by Armenians. Hopefully you have a dad with a particular set of skills.....

It's worse than that! They try to sell you little string bracelets! (so their buddy's can easily spot you and steal your stuff later on)

He probably laughed his head off

I hope you get your wallet back.

I find it unlikely...not impossible, but unlikely.

Yeah, I know. That was one of my worst comments, forgive me.

Pay attention . . . ?

Well he has no money now, so he can't pay anything.

15 - it is called a pun / play with words ... A joke ... Or do you not grasp this ?

18, I don't think number 15 quite grasps it, that's all.

! HAHAHAH! I get it. :3

But apparently 49 did.

I don't think 15 grasps much of anything, really.

You aren't exactly the brightest crayon in the box..

or the sharpest knive in the knive set, start the anologies now!

Everyone has those duhh moments though. The 'can't find my glasses oh I'm wearing them' kind haha

Ever get the feeling that some people are just wasting oxygen that YOU may need later in life??

He's not the sharpest axe on the chopping block.

Better cancel credit cards if there are any...

Pretty sure that wallet is not being returned and cancellation/ renewal fees are about to be the least of OP's worries.

I know I always keep awkward photos of myself in my wallet. Who doesn't?

Yeah, like, what if the OP had credit cards in his wallet? Oh, and I know, right, 9?

I have no words besides these: Look at my avatar.

Don't you ever dare to change it in the future!

Fail.