FML : Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked...

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Aaron Lewis / Saturday 7 July 2012 05:01 / United States - Topeka

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By TheFamilyElf | 17

#4659697 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:55

You poor, naive, innocent soul.

...What a lucky pickpocket.

By HonestTruth | 5

#4659733 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:00

I have no words besides these: Look at my avatar.

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By ryanLinke | 4

#4659680 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:51

good job.

hahasooo | 2

#4661264 - Saturday 7 July 2012 20:23

We are all clearly not that bright..hint hint to OP.

JKr3slEMO | 5

#4662354 - Sunday 8 July 2012 2:38

I probably would've went on stalker mode to get it back..

By TheFamilyElf | 17

#4659697 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:55

You poor, naive, innocent soul.

...What a lucky pickpocket.

AugustBurnsToast | 14

#4659776 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:14

Sort of a nice guys finish last scenario. It sucks to see kind people get taken advantage of. :/

citymayer | 7

#4660188 - Saturday 7 July 2012 15:32

That is the most important thing I learned in France. Don't let strangers touch you. Ever.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4660449 - Saturday 7 July 2012 16:37

37: Yes, once they manage to grab you they stick their tongue down your throat.

FML_Master2133 | 6

#4660790 - Saturday 7 July 2012 18:10

Keep your wallet in your front pocket in busy places. And maybe your hand in that pocket too.

SenselessPattern | 12

#4662364 - Sunday 8 July 2012 2:42

And if you're really unlucky in France, you'll be taken and sold as a sex slave in an underground market run by Armenians. Hopefully you have a dad with a particular set of skills.....

citymayer | 7

#4662604 - Sunday 8 July 2012 2:42

It's worse than that! They try to sell you little string bracelets! (so their buddy's can easily spot you and steal your stuff later on)

daisiebud | 18

#4790617 - Thursday 9 August 2012 2:04

He probably laughed his head off

By dixiefoxx | 22

#4659706 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:57

I hope you get your wallet back.

zachherbert | 10

#4659961 - Saturday 7 July 2012 13:12

I find it unlikely...not impossible, but unlikely.

dixiefoxx | 22

#4662842 - Sunday 8 July 2012 4:07

Yeah, I know. That was one of my worst comments, forgive me.

By MyaaBayyBee | 6

#4659708 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:57

Pay attention . . . ?

MotherHen88 | 4

#4659726 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:59

Well he has no money now, so he can't pay anything.

KM96 | 24

#4659815 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:24

15 - it is called a pun / play with words ... A joke ... Or do you not grasp this ?

dixiefoxx | 22

#4659829 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:28

18, I don't think number 15 quite grasps it, that's all.

G1ZZY | 0

#4660838 - Saturday 7 July 2012 18:25

! HAHAHAH! I get it. :3

asoptavlo14 | 6

#4660849 - Saturday 7 July 2012 18:28

But apparently 49 did.

MedKits | 9

#4661501 - Saturday 7 July 2012 21:57

I don't think 15 grasps much of anything, really.

By Ecstasyyy | 3

#4659710 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:57

You aren't exactly the brightest crayon in the box..

Airman1988 | 9

#4659841 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:29

or the sharpest knive in the knive set, start the anologies now!

AugustBurnsToast | 14

#4659843 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:31

Everyone has those duhh moments though. The 'can't find my glasses oh I'm wearing them' kind haha

trippythehippy | 6

#4661300 - Saturday 7 July 2012 20:33

Ever get the feeling that some people are just wasting oxygen that YOU may need later in life??

False_Stupidity | 41

#4664244 - Sunday 8 July 2012 13:14

He's not the sharpest axe on the chopping block.

By jtthegr8 | 26

#4659711 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:58

Better cancel credit cards if there are any...

xStaciexLynnx | 15

#4661088 - Saturday 7 July 2012 19:29

Pretty sure that wallet is not being returned and cancellation/ renewal fees are about to be the least of OP's worries.

By TheFamilyElf | 17

#4659713 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:58

I know I always keep awkward photos of myself in my wallet. Who doesn't?

By dixiefoxx | 22

#4659717 - Saturday 7 July 2012 11:58

Yeah, like, what if the OP had credit cards in his wallet? Oh, and I know, right, 9?

By HonestTruth | 5

#4659733 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:00

I have no words besides these: Look at my avatar.

WiderWille | 11

#4662792 - Sunday 8 July 2012 3:46

Don't you ever dare to change it in the future!

By Mauskau | 35

#4659735 - Saturday 7 July 2012 12:03

Fail.

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