Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
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ryanLinke
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good job.
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hahasooo
| 2
We are all clearly not that bright..hint hint to OP.
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JKr3slEMO
| 5
I probably would've went on stalker mode to get it back..
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TheFamilyElf
| 17
You poor, naive, innocent soul.
...What a lucky pickpocket.
...What a lucky pickpocket.
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
Sort of a nice guys finish last scenario. It sucks to see kind people get taken advantage of. :/
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citymayer
| 7
That is the most important thing I learned in France. Don't let strangers touch you. Ever.
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doctorhook86
| 24
37: Yes, once they manage to grab you they stick their tongue down your throat.
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FML_Master2133
| 6
Keep your wallet in your front pocket in busy places. And maybe your hand in that pocket too.
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SenselessPattern
| 12
And if you're really unlucky in France, you'll be taken and sold as a sex slave in an underground market run by Armenians. Hopefully you have a dad with a particular set of skills.....
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citymayer
| 7
It's worse than that! They try to sell you little string bracelets! (so their buddy's can easily spot you and steal your stuff later on)
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daisiebud
| 18
He probably laughed his head off
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dixiefoxx
| 22
I hope you get your wallet back.
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zachherbert
| 10
I find it unlikely...not impossible, but unlikely.
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dixiefoxx
| 22
Yeah, I know. That was one of my worst comments, forgive me.
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MyaaBayyBee
| 6
Pay attention . . . ?
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MotherHen88
| 4
Well he has no money now, so he can't pay anything.
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KM96
| 24
15 - it is called a pun / play with words ... A joke ... Or do you not grasp this ?
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dixiefoxx
| 22
18, I don't think number 15 quite grasps it, that's all.
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G1ZZY
| 0
! HAHAHAH! I get it. :3
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asoptavlo14
| 6
But apparently 49 did.
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MedKits
| 9
I don't think 15 grasps much of anything, really.
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Ecstasyyy
| 3
You aren't exactly the brightest crayon in the box..
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Airman1988
| 9
or the sharpest knive in the knive set, start the anologies now!
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
Everyone has those duhh moments though. The 'can't find my glasses oh I'm wearing them' kind haha
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trippythehippy
| 6
Ever get the feeling that some people are just wasting oxygen that YOU may need later in life??
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False_Stupidity
| 41
He's not the sharpest axe on the chopping block.
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jtthegr8
| 26
Better cancel credit cards if there are any...
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
Pretty sure that wallet is not being returned and cancellation/ renewal fees are about to be the least of OP's worries.
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TheFamilyElf
| 17
I know I always keep awkward photos of myself in my wallet. Who doesn't?
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dixiefoxx
| 22
Yeah, like, what if the OP had credit cards in his wallet? Oh, and I know, right, 9?
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HonestTruth
| 5
I have no words besides these: Look at my avatar.
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WiderWille
| 11
Don't you ever dare to change it in the future!
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Mauskau
| 35
Fail.
...What a lucky pickpocket.