By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?

Wow, what a crappy position to be in!

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Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?

Wow, what a crappy position to be in!

and this is why you close the toilet seat cover when flushing

Work toilets are usually the stall ones you see at malls. No lid, just the C style seat for easy cleaning.

I was eating

You gonna finish that?

Must have a shitty after taste

The moral of the story: Try to do someone a solid and you end up eating shit.

We're you in such awe of his massive shit your jaw slacked open while you got a close inspection?

Everyone eats ass these days...

Was there not another toilet? I skip nasty toilets at my work and find a cleaner one.