Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?

Wow, what a crappy position to be in!

and this is why you close the toilet seat cover when flushing

I was eating

Must have a shitty after taste

😲

The moral of the story: Try to do someone a solid and you end up eating shit.

We're you in such awe of his massive shit your jaw slacked open while you got a close inspection?

Was there not another toilet? I skip nasty toilets at my work and find a cleaner one.

Only the water droplets without shit in it has the viscosity to leap that high. This is not true but it is a necessary lie to tell yourself.