By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 687
You deserved it 396

Same thing different taste

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Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?

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Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?

and this is why you close the toilet seat cover when flushing

Work toilets are usually the stall ones you see at malls. No lid, just the C style seat for easy cleaning.

The moral of the story: Try to do someone a solid and you end up eating shit.

We're you in such awe of his massive shit your jaw slacked open while you got a close inspection?

Was there not another toilet? I skip nasty toilets at my work and find a cleaner one.

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Only the water droplets without shit in it has the viscosity to leap that high. This is not true but it is a necessary lie to tell yourself.