Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?

Wow, what a crappy position to be in!

Why do you keep your mouth wide open?
And if you ever have kissed a dog you have already gotten shit in your mouth, if you have ever eaten out you have gotten shit in your mouth

and this is why you close the toilet seat cover when flushing

Work toilets are usually the stall ones you see at malls. No lid, just the C style seat for easy cleaning.

I was eating

You gonna finish that?

Must have a shitty after taste

😲

The moral of the story: Try to do someone a solid and you end up eating shit.

We're you in such awe of his massive shit your jaw slacked open while you got a close inspection?

Everyone eats ass these days...