By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?

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vegantreegirl 26
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Wow, what a crappy position to be in!

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Either your face was too close to the bowl, or the toilets need to be inspected by a plumber. Want me to call Mario?

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vegantreegirl 26
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Wow, what a crappy position to be in!

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Jigga3 21
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and this is why you close the toilet seat cover when flushing

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Seeya55 31
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Work toilets are usually the stall ones you see at malls. No lid, just the C style seat for easy cleaning.

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soupram 6
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I was eating

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RichardPencil 30
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You gonna finish that?

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electrodude 15
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Must have a shitty after taste

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RichardPencil 30
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The moral of the story: Try to do someone a solid and you end up eating shit.

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Seeya55 31
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We're you in such awe of his massive shit your jaw slacked open while you got a close inspection?

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Abbusser 12
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Everyone eats ass these days...

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Zeatha Mistron 7
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Was there not another toilet? I skip nasty toilets at my work and find a cleaner one.

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