Transportation and Motorbike: Not so Easy Rider - FML

Not so Easy Rider

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 10:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, I put the key in my motorcycle but there was no power, so I pushed it to the road and tried to roll-start it down the hill. Pushed back up the hill. Jump started it and took off. Had to push it back up the hill. I change the battery to find out that the electrics are shorted out. I don't have another vehicle. FML

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Sunday 3 July 2022 17:06

You have an Uber-abundance of vehicles that can give you a Lyft.

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Sunday 3 July 2022 17:06

You have an Uber-abundance of vehicles that can give you a Lyft.

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