Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Call the police and have her arrested for unlawful eviction. Or contact a lawyer and sue her. Also, ask them to charge her with burglary or vandalism if she doesn't live there.
Frank Castle 1
Breaking and entering, burglary, destruction of property, and more. Charge that bitch.
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Bogrbon 27
Call the police and have her arrested for unlawful eviction. Or contact a lawyer and sue her. Also, ask them to charge her with burglary or vandalism if she doesn't live there.
Frank Castle 1
Breaking and entering, burglary, destruction of property, and more. Charge that bitch.
Plop 17
And a restraining order in the meantime. (Sorry for reporting you Borgdon, I misclicked)
Kr3m 5
You're like the worst kind of snitch possible. How can anyone trust you if you're the type of person that is okay with someone snitching on their own mom?
Ticonderogapencils 17
what kind of mother breaks into their child's house and destroys property?
Maddy Bee 12
wow. uh... restraining order?
RichardPencil 30
Move on to Plan B. You plan has put your mom in more control than ever. Swing and a miss!
randybryant799 20
If you own the house she cannot legally change the locks.
Brightside86 30
Funny this is, in her mind she's helping.