^^ That's the only reason I can imagine anyone's mom would do that. In which case, YDI.

Those were my thoughts too. I find it more likely that the garbage can was overflowing or smelly or something, as oppose to op's mom freaking out because there was one piece of paper in it. I can totally picture the average messy teenager writing this FML when it was merely time to empty the trash can cause it was getting full or because garbage day was that day or something.

Can I take out your comment? I'm sorry, that wasn't nice. But neither was your comment about OP's mom.

If she's living in her Mom's ******* house, I don't think she can take out the 'trash being her mom'. What kind of stupid shit comment is this #2. Her Mom might be over the top, but this is one of the shittiest most ungrateful comments I've ever read. I might be getting over the top myself, about how this somewhat irrationally pissed me off; but show some god damned respect to your parents. My situation is my own, not everyone's got great parents, or parents at all; but everything I thought was 'stupid' as a kid made me one hell of a person now. Douche.

It's called a joke, you fools.

Clearly wasn't a good one.

First off the author has his gender as a guy and second by the way he says "MY trash can" I'd assume it's his house, not his moms

You realize that people have their own cans in their own room while still living with their parents. Even if they are just a kid still..... @#16

#2 was funny. Some of the rest of y'all are way too serious.

Woah, calm your **** #5, it's a joke, like most of the comments on FML

5 - please get a life..

I really want to know what 5 said. :(

http://i.word.com/idictionary/joke Link do the definition of joke.

"Ohhhh he said she ain't got no nipples!"

At least your mom didn't yell at you about how you're not a real woman just because you don't clean all the time...

This post reminds me of pulp fiction when the wolf comes to clean up the mess

OP didn't say that his mom is a germaphobe.

This post made me think of the military too. My platoon sergeant told me to council one of my soldiers for having a couple of items in his trash can when they did a surprise inspection after PT. Yeah, I forgot to write that one.

No matter what you do. You will not win. The FMF is the place nightmares are born. I didn't have a single day I didn't get my ass chewed for something retarded until after I picked up sgt. The marine corps is retarded when it comes to shit like that. I had to make my marines police call ******* sand in Afghanistan for christmas sake. shit dumb sometimes. lol

I'd take this any day over having to live with a mother who is a hoarder and keeps everything filthy like my mom does.