By Anonymous - 31/7/2021 16:01 - United States

Helicopter

Today, my mother scolded me for having a lighter in my room. My reason I had it? The candle that she bought me for my 25th birthday. I don't even live with her anymore, she showed up uninvited, and started going through my stuff. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

You have a lighter just for the purpose of lighting one gift candle?

Mmmm, not buying it.

I'll bet it's the lighter you're using for crack or heroin. Or maybe roofies? You need a lighter for roofies, right?

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By  RichardPencil  |  30

You have a lighter just for the purpose of lighting one gift candle?

Mmmm, not buying it.

I'll bet it's the lighter you're using for crack or heroin. Or maybe roofies? You need a lighter for roofies, right?