Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
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chimcharx3 15
He's not worth it OP. One day you'll find a guy who finds you more valuable than money.
meow_jess 11
If your boyfriend accepted to break up with you for 10$, I think your better off alone :s
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Comments (73)
TheGuy9504 3
10 bucks? You could do much better than that douchebag
ilanie04 16
Wtf your ex and your mom are *****
halfawannabe 14
That's ****** up, but it sounds like she did you a favor.