Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
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chimcharx3 15
He's not worth it OP. One day you'll find a guy who finds you more valuable than money.
meow_jess 11
If your boyfriend accepted to break up with you for 10$, I think your better off alone :s
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Comments (73)
archnarquibquib 21
You should demand compensation in the form of $90.
Melina_Ronja 13
be thankful and ask her to do that with every bopyfriend you get so you wont have to waste your time on a loser like him again ;D
gioo_fml 6
Your parents are assholes and your boyfriend isn't worth shit if he took that money and broke up with you. He doesn't deserve you!
fml_seriously316 13
Wtf! Well if your bf did that, he obviously Dont deserve you. And your mom is just mean. That stinks op
Summoner_T3L 15
Damn he thought your relationship was worth less than 10 bucks? I am sorry OP but now you can find a new man, a better man.
RavenTheFoxx 16
If he is willing to break up for $10, the relationship isn't worth it. I'm sorry that this happened though. You're parents are either really mean, or knew that your boyfriend was not worth it.
clarinetplayer01 9
He's to worth your time. This just helped you realize it.
littleric92 12
Just shows his priorities. Not a good on his behalf
lunderstruck 1
You are probably worth more than ten bucks but guys are terrified of a girlfriends mom so if she ever hinted at them breaking up he would do it without the money
avapaige1234 19
Well it's true, moms know best. Here's a proof.