Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
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chimcharx3 15
He's not worth it OP. One day you'll find a guy who finds you more valuable than money.
meow_jess 11
If your boyfriend accepted to break up with you for 10$, I think your better off alone :s
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Comments (73)
Neko9000 11
What a bitch
bonesofkhaos 9
Well he sounds like an ass and you're clearly better off!
incoherentrmblr 21
You dodged a bullet with that one. good thing he's your ex now. However, I would've bet your ex-bf $100 and Pay your dad $20 to divorce your mother. Lets see how that'd work out.
Fairclough 8
Least your dad was l your side.
WastedPotential 6
Do people even know what forever alone means?? Pisses me off when people say this just cause one thing one of the many relationships they had goes wrong...
deathskittlez 6
No offense, your mom is a... "meany" and your ex-boyfriend is a douche.
PrettyGirlMeeksz 8
Op got this from a tv show, American dad I believe.
AlgodonDeDulce 2
I'm sure that's your mom's way of showing you that you picked an ass for a boyfriend. You deserved it, no seriously nobody deserves to keep around that kind of jerk.
ohnobitch 8
I would never talk to my mum again. Well, i guess she gave you some time to find a better person.
metal_freak_93 4
great parents