Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
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chimcharx3 15
He's not worth it OP. One day you'll find a guy who finds you more valuable than money.
meow_jess 11
If your boyfriend accepted to break up with you for 10$, I think your better off alone :s
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Comments (73)
mayley 16
$10?? You are worth far more. Better you see he didn't deserve you now, rather than later
aeonsoul 12
If you're worth less than ten dollars to that guy, then he wasn't worth it. I'd thank your mom if I were you for calling him out on it
clevercake 21
sounds like you're better off without him.
WishForTheWorld 9
If that guy really cared about you he wouldn't have accepted the money. Don't cry over him.
Ray_of_midnight 22
Someone saw Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing.
soapmactavish82 8
Can I get your number, you and I can spin that bet to our advantage and end up making them hate themselves
Erery 16
It's a good thing you realized early that he's not worth it.
catharsis5 9
I can't help but think that your mom did the right thing.
thundercloud363 10
Maybe your mom wanted to see if your boyfriend would accept it to see how much he was worth it? I don't know... Probably a test
qpsarah 10
Hasnt this already happened? "Today my brother paid my girlfriend 10bucks to dump me. She did." Is this just copied?