Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
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chimcharx3 15
He's not worth it OP. One day you'll find a guy who finds you more valuable than money.
meow_jess 11
If your boyfriend accepted to break up with you for 10$, I think your better off alone :s
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Comments (73)
Larry01_fml 19
sorry OP but he must have not been a good boyfriend to begin with.
simsgirlgem 25
I say your mom is a bitch but I commend her it shows that douche bag was not worthy to have you if he broke up with you for ten bucks
Dezteny 5
You should thank your Mom for recognizing a shit head when she sees one. She saved you a lot of wasted time and/or hurt feelings.
Testing1234 25
A mother knows best
ghil_fml 7
he's 10 bucks richer now lol
iteenlovequotes 19
that sucks. I would be so pissed off
jamnglamgirlie 17
Why would she do that? That's so ****** up!
ShakeDisPlace 10
I have lost hope for our society :(
Jemm_fml 29
In an embarrassing way, your mother did you a favor.
redbandit9877 12
What's with the parents meddling in relationships these days? If that guy really gave you up for 10 dollars, he was probably looking for a reason to leave anyway.
RedPillSucks 31
so their meddling work out for the best, no? Sometimes parents see the relationship for what it really is.
Recoveryben 15
the people who click "you deserved it" just so they can pretend like they're different from everyone else to make up for their lack of control and importance in their lives>>