By sam - 26/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 516
You deserved it 3 614

Same thing different taste

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exileonmainst 16

Have any companies swiped right and sent you an eggplant emoji?

really_dad? 14

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If you forwarded it to a pimp it could still work....

Well, who doesn't like long walks on the beach?

Well, I'd never work for a company that doesn't love dogs! That's a deal-breaker.

exileonmainst 16

Have any companies swiped right and sent you an eggplant emoji?

If you’re lucky some hiring manager will want to meet you and then you can work your way into the company as you gain his/her trust and build a relationship.

AzrielB 8

Did you get any callbacks for a coffee date interview?

Taking the term "hard work" to another level!

Maybe you will get lucky and you can bang you way into a job