Health, Embarrassing and Poopoo peepee: Caught short - FML

Caught short

By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 16:00

Today, I peed myself pretty bad while waiting for the elevator in my boyfriend’s luxury apartment building, and there was a camera. I ran away, but I was afraid my boyfriend would get fined if I left it, so I tried my best to clean it but I feel like such an idiot now. I really hope they don’t check the camera footage. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 July 2022 16:10

He wouldn't get fined if you ran away -- he doesn't even know you! Who would admit to knowing some who urinates in common areas? If the management asks him, he'll probably claim you're some crazy homeless bum.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 July 2022 16:10

He wouldn't get fined if you ran away -- he doesn't even know you! Who would admit to knowing some who urinates in common areas? If the management asks him, he'll probably claim you're some crazy homeless bum.

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