By Ausecours - 18/07/2014 00:38 - Peru - Lima

Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the noise of a snake moving around on my bed. I screamed so loudly that one of the locals woke up and came to have a look. When I explained, he laughed his ass off and left. FML
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sirdannyboy1 20

Sorry to hear that, op. I guess they're used to that kind of stuff.

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Wizardo 33

I hear the locals call it the Bitch snake since it induces a persons inner bitch.

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sirdannyboy1 20

Sorry to hear that, op. I guess they're used to that kind of stuff.

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Goblin182 26

I would have done the same thing. Scream that is, not laugh.

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Wizardo 33

I hear the locals call it the Bitch snake since it induces a persons inner bitch.

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christge1beast 17

"There's a snake in my bed"

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Soniarita 18

I would have freaked out too, was it a poisonous one? . hope you still have a great vacation!

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TADspace 30

@5: Not to be "that asshole" but snakes are venomous, not poisonous. (General rule of thumb, if it bites you and you die, it's venom; if you bite it and you die, it's poison.)

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#7, thank you for that. A lot of people don't know the difference and it's really frustrating.

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xxcutekatxx2 13

I want to say your life sucks due to this... however you're in the Amazon forest on vacation and I just can't say your life sucks when you get to see that beautiful place.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

I'm sick and tired of these mother ******* snakes, in my mother ******* bed! Let's burn it down!

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