Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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The_good_times 0
So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?
flcl2 2
what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.
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katrecebabii 0
ydi for having unprotected sex and trusting her to actually take the pills. you need to wear condoms and make sure you guys are using birth control in every way possible. plus you guys just began dating? stds are real dude. be glad its a baby and not aids! but no sympathy from me, man up to the responsibilities and learn from your mistakes.
Veritas411 0
I'm with OP, and say fyour life GF needs her head examined... she is clearly some one who should not be breeding to the prudes and pricks... if they were 3 months into a healthy monogamous relationship, it is perfectly logical that OP would trust that she is disease free and they's cease using rubbers... in which case, if he chips in for her pill/shot/insert/whatever that should be safe enough, how was he to know she was a psycho who'd decide to make his life choices for him against his will the fact she lied about using BC opens the door to the idea that she's been cheating as well... OP needs to make sure the kid is his... and might want to look into suing her for fraud (by now I'm sure there is a more specific statute that deals with women tricking men into pregnancy and remember Fornication is the act of procreation for the sake of recreation.
Namenlos_fml 20
Dump her. It may sound ****** up, but so is what she did to you. Also, it's better to pay child support for a few years than it is to be tied to a psycho bitch for the rest of your life.
5000kings 2
(wink wink nudge nudge) take the hint
l3eto94 0
FACEPALM!
lazydawg 0
ydi for dating a crazy person.
mcmurdy1980 0
Texas girl who is showing off your meal ticket I mean kid. you are very defensive. you are judgmental to that sailor by saying she killed her kid. why do you feel you have to defend the actions of stupid woman. do you want us to say, " that's right you did everything right!" " you are the example" ok I said it. it doesn't change the fact that the ops gf is a lying sneaky bitch. as for the op, he failed for beleving she was preventing the pregnacy and trusting her. do you not see this child will be ****** up. the baby's daddy doesn't want the baby. mom is a phyco bitch. this child is doomed to fail. also, statistaclly speaking, this child will be a burden to the Australian system. their are all lot of woman out their who do this shit. are you one? you seem too defensive. to the sailor: hoah! thanks for serving, and thx for being unselfish. you did your self right. ps I love the tatt. as for you people who say crap about premarital sex, please come back to reality. to tell a person not to have sex is like telling a fly not to land on shit. you can't it's called nature. your god made us that way. use protection. how hard it that? to the op: duh you moron. you are dumb because you didnt use a condom. what where you thinking? hmmm yea she can take the pill even though she may trick me. wait too late. gl to you. get an abortion if you can. if you can't, send a check. you are obligated. dummy.
rohosoccer08 1
if you are referring to me i don't see how my children are a meal ticket... I am married totheir father and we both have jobs, own a house, and pay for our own stuff, so I don't see how you can say meal ticket... and another thing, yes I am very against abortion unless the pregnancy endangers the mothers life or was the result of a rape, I do believe it is murder to kill a unborn innocent child, and just because she serves in the military doesn't make her any different from any other woman that killed her child so that she didn't have to give up her life...if she were to murder a 5 year old it wouldn't make any difference if she served in the military or not so I don't see what that has to dp with anything, I have respect for the men and women that serve our country but I don't for someone that murders babies because it would "ruin their life" and because they want to party... I do believe I did the right thing, my children and my husband and I have a good life, sure we have to miss a few events with friends but who cares... and lastly I have my right to opinion just as much as anyone else on here and she is the one who said something to me, so yes I'm going to defend my opinion!
freethinker09 0
51 is right. you should sneek up on her and falcon punch her in the uterus. Pro-Choice, meet No-Choice. Problem solved :)
whodat10 0
first off she wouldnt be 5 months pregnant second your not married its her choice. and third if this is a life crisis then maybe i should kill myself cuz my life is totally worse than youre is
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Reading comprehension fail.
JCo352 3
That called a keep-a-nigga-baby.