Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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elodymayweeble 7
Time for a new girlfriend. At least you'll be more experienced for the next one.
doumtabarnack 12
What a lame bitch... hope you kicked her out of your life OP
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Comments (107)
kentuckyguy 4
Tell her she gave you the experience to avoid cheating ******,like her.
StarThrower 17
Well, statistically 1 out of 4 people have herpes, so...better get out now, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
perdix 29
#13, and that's among the general public (I did remember to include the L), I'll bet. Amongst people that sleep around, I'd guess the infection rate is much higher. Sure, the STDs might eventually get him, but I think he's irritated now by her calluses.
StarThrower 17
You are quite right, and I'm sure there are plenty more things to be irritated about. I was just trying to be clever with a popular reference :D Watched Hunger Games two days ago for the first time, so it's still fresh in my mind.
perdix 29
#34, ah, if so, I'd have thought you'd wonder about how many arrows she had in her quiver -- and what makes her quiver quiver ;)
docscientist 9
Parkinson's?
kyu_Q 19
Soo wrong but funny as hell
HortonThelephant 15
Well if that is her intention, I highly recommend she reads: Suck You's The Art of Fellatio.
QQmore_fml 18
Please you with an STD?
Hyde_is_Back 4
The gift that keeps on giving...?
\ 28
But not with other partners.
Enslaved 36
Did you find out about her cheating because you questioned her improved sex moves? :P
BexBaby86 21
Tell her she can keep pleasing others, while you find someone who deserves you. Then girls wonder why they can't find a nice guy... They keep treating the nice ones like shit!
kittykat1501 31
Agreed!!!!! (Srry I had to. I say the same thing)
zombieladi 14
wow, more like she was getting more herpes
3rdbass 9
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
McNikk 15
That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. That's like when people on a diet eat all the junk food in the house "so that it won't tempt them."