Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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elodymayweeble 7
Time for a new girlfriend. At least you'll be more experienced for the next one.
doumtabarnack 12
What a lame bitch... hope you kicked her out of your life OP
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Comments (107)
rebelliousshroom 12
Well, I didn't actually press YDI because I don't know, but I suspect there would have been signs from the very beginning if she's capable of pulling something like that. Horrible people who don't even realize they're horrible, usually expose themselves in a number of contexts. Hopefully you're not one of those sad guys who get feelings for a girl almost exclusively based on your sexual attraction to her... And hopefully you will see the signs next time.
DCHCA 1
What a bitch.....I would get tested just in case
DJrEddyLeb 7
Whatta lame bxtch... Hope you smacked dat hoe & dumped her ass...
lonewolf621 17
Dump the hoe
skyeyez9 24
She will probably get more experience dealing with an STD as well.
superdom 12
More like give you stds
Grimnirwher9 21
You misspelled "ex-girlfriend".
FlyingPie 17
Since she wants more experience, give her the experience of being dumped for cheating.
brandonlee09 5
What a bitch.
skatoolaki 24
I don't know what's more amazing: that she thought that b.s. excuse would work or that you'd be stupid enough to accept it. What a bitch.