Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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elodymayweeble 7
Time for a new girlfriend. At least you'll be more experienced for the next one.
doumtabarnack 12
What a lame bitch... hope you kicked her out of your life OP
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Comments (107)
xs4u 13
that, my friend, is dedication and sacrifice. hope u appreciate that!
true14 4
Woow! It's okay there's plenty of girls out there :)
CanadianCutie22 16
what's with people? cause that's such an appropriate thing to do...
rhevenge 19
wow did she suck thay bad in bed that it was a "moving" excuse???
xzenofx 4
Did you ask her "if you got all that practice why are u the worst I ever had
scott82 5
You found out about 2 , she is probably humping most of your mates. Your brother as well.
timberwolf408 7
3somes all round then!
TheWhiteLotus 5
To be fair, she's not wrong in her reasoning. The problem is, in a world where polyamorous society is generally frowned upon, casually dating multiple people without the serious commitment is easily mistaken as "cheating". The fine line's finer than you'd think. However, if she claimed to "love" you and whatever, then yeah, the bitch needs a slap. Her excuse at that point is worth less than her respect for you.
xmaximusx 12
Popped her cherry didn't ya? Those deflowered virgins are always trouble !
sugoine 12
She's a ****-was she at least charging to make some money to bring in to help pay the bills? Or at least for the penicillin? Nasty bitch! Sorry, OP!!!!