By what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god - 5/4/2013 18:51 - Singapore - Singapore
Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML
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  kirasant  |  19

Don't worry OP, there's loads of ways to get a parasite like that and they're generally very easy to get rid of. The doctors will fix you up quick.

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  ApologyKick  |  25

4 has got a point this is probably (hopefully) the closest you will ever come to having a kid. You described it as extremely painful and then out popped a new organism. The real mystery here is when was the conception?