Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Soul searching
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML
scubai
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Pumpkin
United States
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Alissa
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
xenutja
Amery, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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yakturk43 0
receiving is just as gay he's in denial...
Wooddaver 0
what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy
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anyapersad 0
that's extremely nasty
coolsteve 0
YDI for sucking his ****
flok_of_birds 0
he's bisexual? o.O
wow18 3
Well in the straight man's defense, if i was just in the mood for some sexual satisfaction and totally turned on and there was no man around but my lesbian/bi friend who wanted go go down on me, i would probably let her. I wouldn't return the favor or even kiss the girl, but just allow her to go down on me. I don't think that makes me lesbian or bi, just someone who was hoping to get some good pleasure. Otherwise i love men and everything about them and have no desire to hookup with any girl, neither do i get turned on by girls. So i don't see her as she's going down on me, and i can just imagine a hot man. The op did say that he was his "boyfriend". Now if someone went that far, then he must really be gay/bi but in denial or just a lowlife sad soul.
coolsteve 0
YDI for sucking his dick (who deleted my last comment?)
myktm 0
first :)
screwballjtw 0
that's kinda gay actually, I'd say his straight days are numbered...
hereisnowhy 0
That's ridiculous
jerkwad 0
aw geeze :<
amask22 0
I'm confused