Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Soul searching
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML
scubai
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Pumpkin
United States
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Alissa
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
xenutja
Amery, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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yakturk43 0
receiving is just as gay he's in denial...
Wooddaver 0
what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy
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Comments (78)
iloveloosy12 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being gay
aneurophobia 5
****
Turbolag25 7
Well that's good. Lolcatz.
moiseb89 0
tht really does sucks ):
lickmyjock 0
Perdix you finally got an FML through!
MadeOfAwesome 1
...lmfao
perdix 31
Ha ha ha. . . feeling the burn. Sadly, my FML's never make it. With your nickname, it looks like you may be one of these "non-gay" gay guys that tries to recruit gay guys for oral sex and yet try to pretend that you are straight.
allen20 0
If hes getting a ******** from a guy..then that does make him gay..or maybe bi
marierad 0
#31-grow up. and your ex is an asshole to use you sexually like that (gay, strait, or hiding in the closet) it doesnt matter, noone should be used in a relationship
lizamaphone 6
very good point.
newmanlyman3 8
that's good now find a girl
sourgirl101 29
Maybe he only likes you 'cause you're girly?
Voltage_fml 0
Good for you?
Sekococo 0
This Blows ...well atleast you know how to suck a guy in to your life. :D perdix you beat me to it but i still came back with something :D