Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Soul searching
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML
scubai
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Pumpkin
United States
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Alissa
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
xenutja
Amery, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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yakturk43 0
receiving is just as gay he's in denial...
Wooddaver 0
what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy
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Comments (78)
scheme 0
totally moderated it :) but also, recieving is gay
larva 0
awee man that's such a dickass move ! ************
perdix 31
You should have known something was up when he wasn't returning the favor. Maybe you can suck him out of the closet. Any dude who likes another dude's mouth on his junk is at least partly gay. Maybe bisexual, but he sure as hell isn't straight.
div01 2
totally. also, i'd like to know what kind of conversation it was the first time you blew your STRAIGHT friend? "hey man, whats up?" "just chillin...bored..." "maybe i should give u head?" "well of course!!! what kind of friend wouldnt?!"
nb1234 8
Op's bf could just be confused about his sexual orientation and he's experimenting to find out.
DreamerofWorlds 0
Yeah, I agree. He's bi at the very least and not being honest with himself or you.
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
oh thx number 10 now I get it
perdix 31
Hey, we are about 20 comments in and haven't gotten the obligatory: THAT SUCKS! when it would just perfect for this story.
daneeyoll 0
how is this an fml
Drummer389000 0
Hes totally gay. he's just afraid to admit it. no straight guy would recieve a ******* from anyone other than a woman.
iBramoh 0
how come this is fml?
bigbearmg 0
gay gay gay