Intimacy, Sex and LGBTQIA+: Soul searching - FML

Soul searching

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 13:59 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML

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Timing

By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 00:11 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML

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I'm coming out, I want the world to know

By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 03:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML

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That's kind of a big issue

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 02:30

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, who I love with every fiber in my body, just told me that he's not attracted to me. Not in any way, shape, or form. FML

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By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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Big Little Lies

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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You'd know by now

By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank

Spicy

Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML

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By amanda_ae_erin - 10/11/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 years broke up with me in a text message. Then I found out from a mutual friend that he "came out" and told everyone at our school that he is gay. He has known he was gay for years and he was just using me as a cover up. What a great way to start my senior year. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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bleachedraven 14

Monday 26 July 2021 21:36

A breakup is never fun, but at least there's nothing wrong with you other than being the wrong gender. Good luck in your future endeavors! Hope you find your happiness out there!

Mike Baird 5

Monday 26 July 2021 20:32

At least you know you're not to blame. You are just carrying the wrong equipment. *give him my info*

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Mike Baird 5

Monday 26 July 2021 20:32

At least you know you're not to blame. You are just carrying the wrong equipment. *give him my info*

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 July 2021 21:24

Strap on?

bleachedraven 14

Monday 26 July 2021 21:36

A breakup is never fun, but at least there's nothing wrong with you other than being the wrong gender. Good luck in your future endeavors! Hope you find your happiness out there!

J1523 9

Friday 30 July 2021 2:32

Thats rough, but at least you know there is nothing wrong with you. Your ex just had to figure himself out. I hope that you were supportive and know that you will find that person for you soon. I am sorry that 2 years passed though.

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Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

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Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

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Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML

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Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML

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Today, I was at the mall with my mom, when I saw a little pamphlet about a charity for abused children. I showed her and said I was going to donate a few dollars. She quickly said no, calling it a waste of money and muttering that the kids probably deserved it anyway. FML

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Today, I overheard my wife telling our daughter that getting married young is like a “long, slow, painful dream-killing death, played out over decades.” We got married when I was 18 and she was 17. FML

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Today, my brother decided our bathroom needed a clock so he used an old DVD player. He put it on the edge of the tub. FML

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