Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Soul searching
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML
scubai
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Pumpkin
United States
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Alissa
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
xenutja
Amery, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hate sex
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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yakturk43 0
receiving is just as gay he's in denial...
Wooddaver 0
what about the whole buttsecks thing? if he took it in the rump, that's pretty gay for a straight guy
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Comments (78)
CasinoSteve 2
how is this an FML? oh, you're good at oral sex, so what?
wow18 3
A person he likes used him for sexual favors. Sounds like an FML to me.
wow18 3
It's not really different, it's exactly the same thing. Only difference is that in our culture(American culture) it is considered completely gay for a man to have any type of contact with another man. In some cultures men hold hands while walking and put their arms around one another and it's not gay at all. They're all completely straight. Just as some girls do that here and it's considered completely straight for chicks to hook their arms together while walking.
jenni305 0
wow ! you my friend must SERIOUSLY give AWESOME heads if he stayed with you just for heads ! Keep doing what you do best, it makes the world a much better place<3
AxCxDxDx 0
Haha, whatever works.
ruru1991 0
yuk ydi for being gay. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.
martinez121797 15
What??
Ilikepie82479 20
Hm, usually this is the other way around
shrtqubanita 0
I don't get it...
CaroAurelia 12
My sympathies for the boyfriend situation, but my congratulations for the skills. Hopefully you'll get to use them on a guy who really appreciates you.
danny_doom27 6
Gross! he should be ashamed of himself.That behavior is an abomination in the eyes of Jesus Christ,our lord and savior. Filthy homos