By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 17:25 - Latvia - Aluksne
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Customs officer: Where's your passport? OP: My dog ate it. Customs officer: I used that as a lame excuse for homework when I was 10 -__- OP: But it's true. I brought along the decomposed form in a doggy bag. Look! Lets reconstruct it! Customs officer: I'd rather not. Just go through the gate. Remember, in Soviet Russia, poop is passport.
I've heard of "the dog ate my homework.".. But, "the dog ate my passport" is taking it to a whole new level.
Don't worry in Soviet Russia the dog don't eat the passport, the passport eat the dog.